British papers fawn over Russian doll

I must admit, I was taken in by the Cold War intrigue of the FBI arresting 11 Russian secret agents this week. It’s been a good few weeks since a decent story emerged and with England knocked out of the World Cup, the broadsheets were beginning to run out of things to talk about. So it was understandable that the Telegraph and The Times both went big with this story – double-page news features, columnists wading in etc. However, after one extended read it rapidly became clear that this story was not as significant as it first seemed. As with anything involving the FBI, the details are desperately thin on the ground – all that can really be discerned is that there are allegations of money laundering involved. Their main crime seems to be against spying cliches, with one of the 11 recorded as meeting another informant in the park and greeting them with the secret phrase “It is wonderful to be Santa Claus in May.”

Anna Chapman Russian Spy
I wonder why the British press are so keen on Anna Chapman?

Keen to make the most out of this story, the papers focused in on former London resident Anna Chapman. She has effectively made this story, helped in no small way by her former husband Alex Chapman who rather generously sold his most glamorous photos of her to the Daily Telegraph. The shameless punning headlines rolled in, with various allusions to Austin Powers and James Bond. In this way, the broadsheets have rather embarrassed themselves by scrapping over such a non-story which wouldn’t have got anywhere near as much coverage if it wasn’t the summer and if the main protagonist wasn’t so attractive.

The Standard splashed on Friday with a large picture of Chapman in a bikini, describing her as a femme fatale. Lest we lose all perspective, we should remind ourselves that money laundering is not fatal. In fact, in other circumstances it might be described as a victimless crime.

Is there any substance to this story? We won’t know for several months. In the meantime, the broadsheets will enjoy filling their pages with second-hand pictures of some posh foreign crumpet.

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5 thoughts on “British papers fawn over Russian doll

  1. Exactly what I was thinking. What Facebook can do for a story. Ed sees pics and thinks ‘YES – at least a page 3. Or, front page!’ 🙂

  2. “a non-story…In the meantime, the broadsheets will enjoy filling their pages with second-hand pictures of some posh foreign crumpet.”

    And that would make this article… Coverage of coverage of a non-story complete with third-hand pictures of some posh foreign crumpet?

    You must know all the inside stories, you highflying hack – let’s have some real stories then!

  3. Mr Jeffers – you did the same thing as every broadsheet and publish a picture of Ms. Chapman. Why didn’t you post a picture of one of the other ones? I actually have no idea what the other look like!

    It’s rather simplistic that pretty faces sell papers, but Anna Chapman really is quite fit…

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